Thursday, September 20, 2007

Keenan Rants, Raves added this week

Fellas, let me paint a scenario for ya’. Ever been chilling, watching the game, some old Married With Children episode and you get that phone call from your girl, wifey, jump-off, shorty, etc. and she’s on that “We Need To Talk!” And the first thought that runs through your head is “D@mn, D@mn, D@mn, why now? what now?” What is it with you ladies and all these stupid face to face conversations? Why is it necessary for us to be looking each other eye to eye for you to get your point across. Isn’t the whole point of technology, to make our lives easier? There’s text messages, IM, email, blah, blah, blah! Why do I have to get up from the game and drive all the way to your stupid house to hear you talk my ear off about some bullsh*t that we both know I barely care about, just to have to drive back home when it’s all done. If you wanna take it real old school, write a letter and send it by carrier pigeon. At least that way, when I zone out mid-way through your diatribe, I can at least go back re-read the last 2 paragraphs and not have to sit there and front like I knew what you were talking about for the last 10 minutes when you hit me with that inevitable “Are you even listening to me?” LOL LOL

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