KEENAN'S CORNER

I know I said I was gonna lay off the women for a while but, y’all just keep pulling me back in. I keep hearing story after story about girls putting themselves in situations where they really expect dudes to act like they are their best friends. Look mami, if I take any kind of excursion to see you that lasts longer than 2 hours to get there, it ain’t cuz I wanna be friends. If we’ve been out more than 3 times and I’m picking up the tab every single time, it ain’t cuz I wanna be friends. If you come to visit me, stay at my house, expect me to tote you around town all weekend, spend more than 24 hours straight with you, have you sleep in my bed…IT AIN’T CUZ I WANNA BE FRIENDS!!! What the hell is wrong with y’all? Most dudes have mad friends. It’s you women who don’t get along with girls so, you only got like 3 friends worth a d@mn. I got dudes I play basketball with, dudes I play football with, dudes I play poker with, dudes I hit the club with, dudes I went to school with, dudes I travel with, I think you get the picture. I’m chock full of friends, I’m full I tell you! No more for me, thanks, I’m stuffed.