Friday, October 5, 2007

KEENAN'S CORNER

I know I usually get on my virtual email and Internet podium and spout off for a few minutes about some silly thing I see going on in society and/or man-woman relationships but, this week is different. I’m here to inform and enlighten! So, everyone knows that song “Superman Dat Ho”, right? You know the one! It got the hottest multi-step dance since the Electric Slide and the Cha-Cha Slide. But, I digress, let’s get into it! Do y’all really know what “Superman Dat Ho” means? I know I didn’t and the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest sh*t I’ve heard since I first learned what a “Dirty Sanchez” is or when my boy told me about “Riding The Bull”.

So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!! I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work J So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL LOL It don’t get any better than that. I will say that I’ve never done it but, I can’t front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, “I’m afraid for the future…”

It’s with deep regret, that I have to let y’all know that Single in Gotham City at Wish 26 afterwork on Thursday night IS A WRAP!!! After 18 months, all good things must come to an end. The venue itself has been shut down as, it’s been bought and will have new ownership and will re-open in the future completely remodeled as a steakhouse. We are already in the process of bringing you SIG City Part II so, just hold your horses and we’ll be back soon!

Of course I can’t leave y’all hanging so, this weekend is chock full o’ events. TONIGHT, there’s the Living Measure fundraiser in the fight against Malaria which has an assortment of young professionals joining forces with www.MalariaNoMore. It’s sponsored by Mo√ęt Hennessy & 100% of the net proceeds will be used to save the lives of children from the fatal effects of malaria. It only takes $10 to save the life of 1 child from malaria. We are asking for your contribution as a Patron (10 lives saved, reserved seating, hors d'oeuvres and served drinks), Donor (5 lives saved and special recognition) or Contributor (2 lives saved). Please come out, have fun, and Measure the Lives that we can save together as a community. Opus 22 (22nd and 11th) and Open bar from 7 – 9…what more can I say!



On Friday, I got 2 tings a’gwan for ya. First, holla at your boy as I’ll be down at Prey Lounge (4 West 22nd Street bet. 5th and 6th). Girls free b4 12 and $5 after and Dudes are $5 b4 12 and $10 after. I’m helping my girl Jackie Leon get dirty as she hits 30. It will be a problem in there! Trust! Just say my name at the door and find me, I’ll be at the table in the back, come get a drink!



There’s also The Big Chill going down uptown, at the Hip Hop Culture Center of Harlem (2309 Frederick Douglass Blvd, 2nd Floor) from 8 till Midnight. There’s a live performance by Montrose and Rhonda Nicole, wine tasting and hors d’oeuvres. And sounds by none other than DJ Danja Mowf. Visit www.jmaplesandassociates.com to purchase tix and make donations that will go to The Global Artists Coalition. The donation is $30 and it’s cocktail attire, good people!



You could hit The Big Chill first and then Prey Lounge after if you wanna make a “Keenan inspired night” of it!



Last but, certainly not least, me and my MIH brethren are taking over Colors on Saturday night with birthday bashes galore! Quick Happy Birthday to my Barbados roll-dawg Brent Haynes and my almost sister in law Teyana Hawkins! Almost! LOL LOL But, I digress! Big Things @ Colors (417 Lafayette Av @ E. 4th St.) DJ Jon Quick & DJ Danja Mowf on the wheels, ladies free b4 12!!!

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